NUT SUBSTITUTE

Consumer product. A baked or deep-fried food product (e.g., cookies, crackers, and Fritos®)
designed to mimic the taste and crunchy texture of roasted nuts, seeds, or fruits (in the latter
case, e.g., stalks of the cashew plant).
Usage. As primates, we are seemingly pre-adapted to enjoy the flavor and texture of nut substitutes. Throughout the Middle East, e.g., crusty breads, pastries, and candies are liberally sprinkled or covered with whole seeds for their flavor, texture, and crunch. Papodams, tortilla chips, and Crackerjacks®--along with taro, yucca, sweet-potato, beet, parsnip, carrot, rutabaga, celery-root, and seaweed chips--are among the thousands of ethnic cuisines designed to satisfy our need for culinary snap, crackle, and pop.
Big crunch. The largest potato chip manufactured by Homo sapiens--nearly two feet across--was
made in 1990 of potato flour at the Pringles plant in Jackson, Tennessee. Consumers, however,
prefer smaller chips which have the look and feel of finger food. As primates, we are natural
finger-feeders who enjoy bringing edibles to our prehensile lips with the sensitive, tactile pads of
our hands.
Existential crunch. That crispy snacks so overpower us is because, as an existentialist
philosopher might say, they represent an "authentic" form of existence which transcends the desire
for softer, "unreal" foods, such as Twinkies®.
Global Crunch. The proclivity to commune with our inner-primate self through the tactile medium of grinding is so powerful that, according to the U.S. Snack Food Association, Americans munch an average 21.42 lbs. of chips, popcorn, pretzels, and so on, each year (Hall and Baumann 1994).
Neuro-notes. Our back teeth and the forward two-thirds of our tongue receive incoming crunch sensations from nut substitutes through branches of the facial nerve (cranial VII). Like flavor cues, texture cues are processed on two levels: a. consciously in the cerebral cortex and b. unconsciously in the limbic system. As crunching registers in the forebrain, nut substitutes provide a pleasurable snack-food experience.
Copyright 1999, 2000, 2001 (David B. Givens/Center for Nonverbal Studies)
Detail from a Wheat Thins® box (copyright 1999 by Nabisco)